Oh Poop

 

Your proclivity for picturesque prose is palatial.

 

Do you kiss your wife with that mouth, Mick?

 

Positively.

 

Speaking of patches...

3 little boys on a curb. First one says when he grows up he wants to be a plumber. Why, ask the other 2. Boy says, my Dad is a plumber and he has a Cadillac just like that one. 2nd boy says he wants to be a doctor. Why, they say? My Dad is a doctor and he has a Mercedes just like that one. 3rd boy says he wants to be covered in hair. What, they exclaim. Yep, he says, my sister has a little bitty patch of hair and she has a better car than both of those.

 

So Jack probably won't get a horse blanket?

 

Hello listeners, we have a caller request to dedicate a song from Russ to a buddy in the high sierras....and remember, you heard it hear on radio TOAK

 

That is exactly what he said, or not even close...still trying to google most of the P words

 

Well, he does have good taste in fashion and fabric so I'm sayin NO.

 

2 older buddies out for their daily walk and they decide to sit on the curb and take a break.
As one buddy flexes to sit down, he says "My dogs are sure getting tired and they need a break" and lets a long rip of considerable volume.
Buddy number 2 says "Yes, and they're barking too !!"