Is that Pierre calling for advice, Russ?

 

I see Mike is having dinner for 2. Is there an announcement?

 

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell yah though, by jaesuz,
I t'aut I were goin te drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"
"No," said the Irishman. From all the f**kin' skippin."

 

Funny stuff, Greg. I am gonna tell that one to my darling Lou!

 

I thought it was amusing.

 

Flies in the buttermilk, shoo fly, shoo,
Flies in the buttermilk two by two,

SKIP TO MY LOU, MY DARLING

 

I have never heard that, Mick.

 

G'Evenin', Woods......Guy came to refinish the bathtub. Got here at 10AM and was writing the bill at 12:45 PM...$425 ! and worth every... friggin' penny of it. Got almost 200 s.f of flooring done this afternoon and this evening. Actually asked my wife to help me. Makes a big difference having someone hand you stuff so you don't have to keep getting up and down off your knees....

 

What process did the guy use on the tub?

 

Some special chemical process to etch it and then an epoxy coating with non slip additive on the bottom. He said this was an oversize tub so it was a little extra. Asked him about doing a tub and tile surround on the apartment next door. $800...It's now a 50's color, if i ever decide to change the color....he's doing it. I am NOT ripping it apart!