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Old 04-16-2017, 08:12 PM
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Nah Dan, you haven't missed it. I haven't been on much.

Story is kind of embarrassing, which is why I haven't been blabbering too much about it. Basically got my *** kicked by a girl last weekend.

Young Chocolate and I ran into a crazy b!tch formally known as Taco Tuesday at a Club. She motioned me to the back as if she wanted to talk. Turned around and with all her might put her cowboy boot right into my nutt sack. I didn't go down but it was close. She hauled ***....

Some dude saw it and helped me out the door. I thought I could shake it off till I woke up pissing blood. Went to the ER and they kept me most of the nite..
 
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
Careful...you don't want them dingos eating the babies...
 
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:15 PM
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Tim, you're really racking up the cross-thread points today!
 
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Originally Posted by LoneBone
Nah Dan, you haven't missed it. I haven't been on much.

Story is kind of embarrassing, which is why I haven't been blabbering too much about it. Basically got my *** kicked by a girl last weekend.

Young Chocolate and I ran into a crazy b!tch formally known as Taco Tuesday at a Club. She motioned me to the back as if she wanted to talk. Turned around and with all her might put her cowboy boot right into my nutt sack. I didn't go down but it was close. She hauled ***....

Some dude saw it and helped me out the door. I thought I could shake it off till I woke up pissing blood. Went to the ER and they kept me most of the nite..
Oooof! That hurts in more ways than one!
 
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by LoneBone
Nah Dan, you haven't missed it. I haven't been on much.

Story is kind of embarrassing, which is why I haven't been blabbering too much about it. Basically got my *** kicked by a girl last weekend.

Young Chocolate and I ran into a crazy b!tch formally known as Taco Tuesday at a Club. She motioned me to the back as if she wanted to talk. Turned around and with all her might put her cowboy boot right into my nutt sack. I didn't go down but it was close. She hauled ***....

Some dude saw it and helped me out the door. I thought I could shake it off till I woke up pissing blood. Went to the ER and they kept me most of the nite..
Wow! Sorry. Thought it was something not as bad. Sorry to ask and, not to sound weird or pervy, hope your "boys" are doing / feeling better.
 
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Jesus, Jack! Reading that make my nuts hurt!
 
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:18 PM
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Tim, you're really racking up the cross-thread points today!
Can't take credit for that one, Greg. Not sure which thread you are referring too. Hahaha
 
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:19 PM
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That area will not have homes, it is designated as open space in our HOA red tape handbook. So as long as the foxes feel safe, they have the field critters for food. Lots of field mice and rabbits around here.
 
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:20 PM
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I haven't even told Russ...

I knew I would catch hell from him...
 
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
That area will not have homes, it is designated as open space in our HOA red tape handbook. So as long as the foxes feel safe, they have the field critters for food. Lots of field mice and rabbits around here.
I figured they'd be across the road on the north side. Not right in the middle of the hood.
It could be fun to watch, but.....
 



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