That sucker just disappeared like a friend that owes you money ........

 

Like a fart in a whirlwind!

 

Like a car in Detroit with the keys in it.

 

Ever had one of those days where the stars are in alignment, the weather is good, the scent of freshly mown grass is in the wind, the bike seems to be running perfectly and you just know you're gonna get laid tonight?

I am having that day minus the last phrase! Hope springs eternal, however.

 

Not since last year.

 

The bike, the smell of freshly mown grass, getting laid, stars in alignment? We need to know.

 

If I mowed the grass I may have got laid. Heading home, have a good night.

 

Uh oh, Mick. You said the G word and that will wake GenghAl from his slumber

 

G-String ?

 

Yep. Good news is he is so warm and fuzzy when he first awakes.

Damn, something wicked this way comes...hell of storm blowing up.