Once heard a comedian say his wife told him he may be suffering from premature ejaculation. He replied "Does it look like I'M suffering? Those aren't tear drops on your belly"

 

Ewwwwwwwww

 

Well, it would appear the situation is resolved and that all is well on the home front at least until the next crises rears it's ugly head.


I am man. Hear me flush!

 

We all feel "relieved"

 

Bet you're pooped after all that labor, Tracy.

 

You find a rest room to take a break

 

No more having to go to the woods to poop. Yea!

 

Coulda rented a hotel room....ya know?

 

When using a rabbit to wipe, do you go with or against the grain?

 

Dang! Y'all got hotels? Pretty swanky stuff!