TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge VIII
04-03-2017, 06:23 AM
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04-03-2017, 06:29 AM
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04-03-2017, 07:08 AM
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04-03-2017, 07:15 AM
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04-03-2017, 07:17 AM
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Mornin' Woods!!
" Whether they end in crashes or not, some signs immediately indicate that the rider is, at best, an unaware amateur. At worst, he is a burrito grande shy of a full combo plate."
Maybe I'm only a taco shy? Only guilty of a few.
"Riding after drinking: He may be a fun guy back in the bar, but no one is impressed when he climbs onto his bike. Most motorcyclists who get killed have been drinking. And that doesn’t include all of the lesser injuries and damage. If you drink, take a cab or have a non-drinker take you home. If your friend pulls out his bike keys after drinking a couple of beers, talk him out of riding. It will be safer for him, better for motorcycling, and easier on your conscience."
I contend that I am no amateur, years of practice..
"Riding while smoking: When that ash blows into your eyes, you may make an ash of yourself as you try to find a place to pull over through the tears."
Harley's fault. Didn't smoke while riding till I got a scoot with a cig lighter.
"Riding in shorts: Short-sleeved shirts show an excess of optimism, but short pants cross the line into stupidity. They aren’t even stylish. And when you fall down, you’ll need to wear them for weeks while the oozing abrasions heal."
Oh well, it's hot down here. Stupid is as stupid does!!
Stumbled across this. Better make sure I don't do any of these...haven't looked yet, may be in trouble..
http://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/motor...cid=spartanntp
http://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/motor...cid=spartanntp
" Whether they end in crashes or not, some signs immediately indicate that the rider is, at best, an unaware amateur. At worst, he is a burrito grande shy of a full combo plate."
Maybe I'm only a taco shy? Only guilty of a few.
"Riding after drinking: He may be a fun guy back in the bar, but no one is impressed when he climbs onto his bike. Most motorcyclists who get killed have been drinking. And that doesn’t include all of the lesser injuries and damage. If you drink, take a cab or have a non-drinker take you home. If your friend pulls out his bike keys after drinking a couple of beers, talk him out of riding. It will be safer for him, better for motorcycling, and easier on your conscience."
I contend that I am no amateur, years of practice..
"Riding while smoking: When that ash blows into your eyes, you may make an ash of yourself as you try to find a place to pull over through the tears."
Harley's fault. Didn't smoke while riding till I got a scoot with a cig lighter.
"Riding in shorts: Short-sleeved shirts show an excess of optimism, but short pants cross the line into stupidity. They aren’t even stylish. And when you fall down, you’ll need to wear them for weeks while the oozing abrasions heal."
Oh well, it's hot down here. Stupid is as stupid does!!
04-03-2017, 07:19 AM
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Morning, Stan.
Well, it's a Monday. 1st part brought to me for inspection is junk. Sigh. I certainly hope this isn't a harbinger of how the day is gonna go.
Well, it's a Monday. 1st part brought to me for inspection is junk. Sigh. I certainly hope this isn't a harbinger of how the day is gonna go.
04-03-2017, 07:25 AM
Big Kahuna HDF Member
Originally Posted by Michelob96;16097990
"Riding while smoking: When that ash blows into your eyes, you may make an ash of yourself as you try to find a place to pull over through the tears."
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"Riding while smoking: When that ash blows into your eyes, you may make an ash of yourself as you try to find a place to pull over through the tears."
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Harley's fault. Didn't smoke while riding till I got a scoot with a cig lighter.[/COLOR]
04-03-2017, 07:31 AM
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04-03-2017, 07:32 AM
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04-03-2017, 07:35 AM
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Morning wild men! Going to be a crazy week. Every day prepping for open house at work and every night preping for our camping trip. Supposed to get rain on our first night camping.