TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge VIII
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Alright guys gut check here, how many of you occasionally suffer in silence and abject horror when your ol' lady picks you up in her SUV and when she makes the invariable stop for milk or tampons fails miserably at parking between the yellow lines and instead plants one of her tires on one of the lines putti' her mirror idiotically two feet closer to one car then the other and usually next to a Dodge Power Wagon with a Golds Gym window sticker on oner side and a Maga Krav Maga sticker on the other putting the squeeze on some musclehead and your 45 is in the drawer next to the bed and all ya got in yer pocket is a damn 380? And ya don't dare call her a freakin' idjit cuz ya kinda sorta want to tap dat booty sometime in the next month....****. And there's always a couple vacant spots a few feet farther away from the store and they always seem to ask you if their damn *** is too big and yer head feels like it's about to explode when you want to blow up and say well it wouldn't be if ya weren't afraid to walk a freakin' few feet further!
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Join Date: Mar 2014
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Join Date: Mar 2014
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Alright guys gut check here, how many of you occasionally suffer in silence and abject horror when your ol' lady picks you up in her SUV and when she makes the invariable stop for milk or tampons fails miserably at parking between the yellow lines and instead plants one of her tires on one of the lines putti' her mirror idiotically two feet closer to one car then the other and usually next to a Dodge Power Wagon with a Golds Gym window sticker on oner side and a Maga Krav Maga sticker on the other putting the squeeze on some musclehead and your 45 is in the drawer next to the bed and all ya got in yer pocket is a damn 380? And ya don't dare call her a freakin' idjit cuz ya kinda sorta want to tap dat booty sometime in the next month....****. And there's always a couple vacant spots a few feet farther away from the store and they always seem to ask you if their damn *** is too big and yer head feels like it's about to explode when you want to blow up and say well it wouldn't be if ya weren't afraid to walk a freakin' few feet further!
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