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Old 03-16-2017, 01:01 PM
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In at least this particular instance Mick, I am totally innocent. Heck you can even ask my wife!


Oh my God Tracy,
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Bubba and Patty are getting married. Patty's Mom tells her if they are ever in bed and he tells her to "roll over" for her to get up and come back home.

One night, a few months into the marriage and a very healthy sex life, Bubba tells Patty to roll over.

She gets up, starts crying and get dressed to leave. He asks her why. She relays what her Mom told her.

Bubba asks "But don't you want children?"
 
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Old 03-16-2017, 01:10 PM
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Oh we can go there buddy!


What do you young girls in WV say after their first sexual experience?


"Get up daddy. Yer mashin' my cigarettes."
Oh I've heard them all over the years, always good for a few laughs.
 
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
Bubba and Patty are getting married. Patty's Mom tells her if they are ever in bed and he tells her to "roll over" for her to get up and come back home.

One night, a few months into the marriage and a very healthy sex life, Bubba tells Patty to roll over.

She gets up, starts crying and get dressed to leave. He asks her why. She relays what her Mom told her.

Bubba asks "But don't you want children?"
RIMshot (pun intended)
 

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