In at least this particular instance Mick, I am totally innocent. Heck you can even ask my wife!

 

... and has both gloves...

 

Your uncle-cousin said what?

 

speaking of close knit relationships....here, ya'll, hold my beer and watch me flush my career down the toilet


http://kfor.com/2017/03/16/oklahoma-...-prostitution/

 

Oh we can go there buddy!


What do you young girls in WV say after their first sexual experience?


"Get up daddy. Yer mashin' my cigarettes."

 

It stopped, I'm going to lunch, keep the hillbilly jokes comin that **** is funny.

 

Yep. That'll do it. Figgered him for a democrat until I read the article.

 

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw!

 

Tracy, reading the entire article and not making an assumption based on the headline is so un-HDF.

 

A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says, 'Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin.' The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he gets there, his father says, 'Son, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon!' The son says, 'Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a virgin!' 'God, son! You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good enough for her family, she sure as heck isn't good enough for ours!'