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#13881

03-15-2017 | 10:44 AM

LiiT

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Originally Posted by Uncle Larry

I'd rather have some of her "magnificence" rubbing on me :>)

I'll settle for the cast offs

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Originally Posted by PapaThiele

and hopefully she doesn't leave a "red stripe"

Judging by how far that swimsuit is up her butt, it will probably be brown

#13882

03-15-2017 | 10:46 AM

PapaThiele

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Speaking of....ever heard the one about the guy that wakes up the morning after a party and finds 2 rings around the Wood? One is red, one is brown

#13883

03-15-2017 | 10:48 AM

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Speaking of....ever heard the one about the guy that wakes up the morning after a party and finds 2 rings around the Wood? One is red, one is brown

and.....?????????

#13884

03-15-2017 | 10:48 AM

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I wonder if Denny has covers to keep his tires clean like that guy ?

#13885

03-15-2017 | 10:49 AM

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I wonder if Denny has covers to keep his tires clean like that guy ?

Denny is no rank amateur in the clean department...he buys a new set before each ride.

#13886

03-15-2017 | 10:49 AM

PapaThiele

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So the guy goes to the doctor. Doctor takes samples and gets the lab results. Tells the guy "I got good news and bad news. Good news: the red ring is lip stick. Bad news: The brown ring is Coppenhagen"

#13887

03-15-2017 | 10:49 AM

Uncle Larry

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and.....?????????

I hear a "rim shot" coming

#13888

03-15-2017 | 10:52 AM

OKMICK

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Originally Posted by PapaThiele

So the guy goes to Denmark and gets a hummer from a chick with red lipstick. What am I missing here?

#13889

03-15-2017 | 10:54 AM

Uncle Larry

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Coppenhagen ... Mick think about it

#13890

03-15-2017 | 10:57 AM

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Yeah, CHEW on it for a few