TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge VIII
Yesterday, my wife says " Are all the ski clothes in your closet downstairs? Because I can't find my ski pants. Did you throw them out?" I said " yeah, about five years ago"...She says " Why did you do that????"....Answered, "Well, I figured that since you haven't used them in twenty years, you probably wouldn't ever need them".....discretion kept me from adding " They'd never fit you now anyway"
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Uncle Larry (03-14-2017)
hahahaaa, Al. I just had a mental image of that poster with the mouse flipping the bird to the eagle.
Today's Final Jeopardy category is 'Famous Quotes by Bus Drivers'
Why not? ... They let YOU on the Internet !!
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Who is Uncle Larry, Alex?
Why not? ... They let YOU on the Internet !!
do do do dooda do do do, doot da doot doot doot, da dooda do do...
Who is Uncle Larry, Alex?
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Uncle Larry (03-14-2017)
On the way to work today while approaching a red light on a 4 lane highway (US-50), I was in the passing lane slowing down and a guy stopped in the slow lane at the light opens his door into my lane(I swerved to the left onto the shoulder), proceeds to get out and clean his wiper blades off, AS THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN and he continues to clean them as traffic behind him in the shape of an 18 wheeler approaches from behind.
I gritted my teeth and watched in the rear-view mirror for carnage but didn't see anything..........
#darwinism101
I gritted my teeth and watched in the rear-view mirror for carnage but didn't see anything..........
#darwinism101
Last edited by iRider; 03-14-2017 at 11:37 AM.
Yea its pretty bad ***. Make camping great again! Not your old school pop up camper.
Well if your in the area I will set you up! Doubles as a guest quarters!
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Uncle Larry (03-14-2017)
OK Woods. We have to make decision on the shirts today.
Color - Nobody wants black and since last year's were gray, so let's narrow it down to tan (with a black design), blue, or red (with a white design)
Design - Choose between number 1 or number 2
Number 1
Number 2
Mr. Horsepower will be on the breast like last year.
Majority rules. If you don't like the final choice, then YOU can do it next year!
Color - Nobody wants black and since last year's were gray, so let's narrow it down to tan (with a black design), blue, or red (with a white design)
Design - Choose between number 1 or number 2
Number 1
Number 2
Mr. Horsepower will be on the breast like last year.
Majority rules. If you don't like the final choice, then YOU can do it next year!
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soft 02 (03-14-2017)