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Old 03-10-2017, 06:08 PM
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Dinas taking me out for dinner, my birthday. I get a free meal if I show my date of birth.
I'd like some birthday sex too.
Are your hands clean?
 
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Old 03-10-2017, 06:10 PM
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I'm pretty sure I just got cussed out in Chinese.


New family took the local place over and the one woman is rude as hell.


I got there to pick up food and they got my order wrong. She starts arguing with me about what I ordered but finally goes back into the kitchen screaming "wah timg pow lo fa ti do!" or something of the sort.


She comes back out in a few minutes with the correct order and says, "You be sure what you order!"


I said, "Yeah and mebbe you rearn speekee engrish!"


She was still carrying on when I went out the door. Guess I won't be going back there for a while
 
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Old 03-10-2017, 06:11 PM
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Happy birthday Mike! Hope you cleaned up that birthday suit.
 
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Old 03-10-2017, 06:12 PM
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Happy Birthday Mike!
 
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Don't use an iron on your birthday suit
 
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Old 03-10-2017, 06:15 PM
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Happy Birthday Mikeee...
 
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Old 03-10-2017, 06:16 PM
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Hahahah Tracy!

Happy birthday Mike! Having Chinese cause I heard it comes with a real tongue lashing?
 
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Old 03-10-2017, 06:21 PM
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Thanks Woodstars.
Gotta go.
 
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Old 03-10-2017, 06:22 PM
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Tracy, yer lucky she didn't put lumps on yer egg-fu-yung!!!!
 
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Old 03-10-2017, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by gs34doc
Tracy, yer lucky she didn't put lumps on yer egg-fu-yung!!!!


I made sure I had my food first Doc!
 



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