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Old 01-25-2017, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark@ Baker Drivetrain
Way to go you enabler, now we're going to have a strung out Genghis.How's he going rape and pillage?
Slowly...very slowly!!!
 
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Old 01-25-2017, 02:01 PM
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One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
...

The Marine looks at the man and says,

“Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The old man says,

“Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine again tells the man,

“Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The man thanks him and again walks away.

On the third day, the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says,

“Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that
Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says,

“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

“See you tomorrow, Sir!”


I'm thinking with a nap, raping and pillaging is doable even on drugs.

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Old 01-25-2017, 02:09 PM
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I like it, Al. Tell it again tomorrow.
 
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Originally Posted by Mark@ Baker Drivetrain
So did she test positive for aches and pains?

I wonder what she would test for. Takes 12 different prescriptions a day, total of about 18-20 pills plus who knows how much over the counter sh*t!
 
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Old 01-25-2017, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark@ Baker Drivetrain
Way to go you enabler, now we're going to have a strung out Genghis.How's he going rape and pillage?
now that you put it that way.....take two
 
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I wonder what she would test for. Takes 12 different prescriptions a day, total of about 18-20 pills plus who knows how much over the counter sh*t!
Think I would have to throw all the pills into a milk shake and call it good.
 
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that would be the best tasting shake ever, might also be your last
 
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Old 01-25-2017, 02:49 PM
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that would be the best tasting shake ever, might also be your last
With great risk comes great reward.
 
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What's with the new sig pic, OG?
 
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What's with the new sig pic, OG?
Needed a new look.
 



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