Kinda following through that song in my head raises this question....

Who is comin' back first, God or Hawaiian Guy?

 

You need to start a Go Fund Me page Mark!

 

He already has a motorcycle!

 

HAHA! Y'all are crackin me up

 

I can see my future now ....... before it's all said and done. Must be a mystic

"Welcome to Walmart ............... need a cart?"

 

Stan, that shimmering hair coupled with the yellow greeter vest....it's a natural!

 

Have a Sticker!

 

Clean up in aisle 3
Can I see some ID for this purchase, please?
No, Ma'm, the onions are 89 cents a pound, the tomatoes are 1.49.

Stan, you're gonna have to learn a whole new set of phrases.

 

Did Stan sit in Tina's chair to get his vision?

 

This is why I can never be a "greeter"

So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, and about two hours into my first day on the job a loud, mean, and unattractive woman enters the store with her two children, yelling obscenities at them the whole way.
Per my greeter instructions, I pleasantly said, "Good Morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there, are they twins?"
Agitated, the women sharply fires back, "Hell no, they ain't twins. This one here's 7, and this one here's 10. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, stupid, or both?"
To which I replied, "Ma'am, I am neither blind nor stupid. I just couldn't believe that someone slept with you twice."
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this type work.