Will Beth be preparing the afternoon snacks for the crew?
Might help keep the overall rates and costs down as a goodwill gesture.

Morning Wooders.....

 

Stan, good morning. Your ability to instantly post photos of young studs is beginning to alarm me.

 

Yes, that is a lil disturbing

 

I believe I can reassure you that thankfully all is well in the orientation department. I've always held the strong belief that the external end of my colon has a singular purpose and is not a playground to be toyed with.
I will say your concern for another wood's well being is duly noted and speaks very well for you !! Put another way........
You're the kind of guy I'd want on my "team".

Bwaaahahaha


Actually Mick as you are well aware, us marketing types have a virtual cornucopia of images at my disposal.

 

Stan, I don't doubt your testosterone levels for one moment...wink, wink.

 

Yes, yes we do.

 

I dont want to know how big his pen is...

 

My 40-something hair gal (some resemblance to Julia Roberts with a touch of Latino, 7.5 or 8 out of 10......nice....) gives me a great cut every time for $15. I love this gal.
She also states emphatically that a healthy head of man hair (ahem) is directly related to the amount of testosterone in his body (sorry guys, her words not mine).
This begs the question........
Is this an invitation or a lead-in to some hot, salacious activity not related in any way to a hair-cut, or am I in dreamworld again ? HaHaHa...

 

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Dear Penthouse Forum:

I have a dilemma involving my hair dresser. As you can imagine I have the hots for her and I feel she shares that towards me and my flowing locks. My questions is....gel or spray?