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Evenin Lou and Greg and any lurkers! Benjamin and I got Raiders shirts. Got a new pair of bluetooth headphones because I broke the old ones. got a few other small things and some Amazon gift cards. I am bloated beyond belief right now. I am surrendering to the carb monster...G'night Woods!
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I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night.
She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
Cost me a fat lip, but... When you’re over sixty...............who cares?
I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
“Really” she said, “Go on then... try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but... who cares?
Happy Birthday btw.
Al
She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
Cost me a fat lip, but... When you’re over sixty...............who cares?
I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
“Really” she said, “Go on then... try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but... who cares?
Happy Birthday btw.
Al
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The Government is rescinding a bonus, promised & paid to the Coast Guard. Many have recompensed to the tune of 20 million dollars. Many claim an inability to pay...
MacArthur & Eisenhower led the assault on what has become known as the 'Bonus Army'.
MacArthur & Eisenhower led the assault on what has become known as the 'Bonus Army'.