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Old 10-19-2016, 09:12 PM
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Yes, it appeared to be very professional regardless of how often I wagged my junk at her. I even went to the extreme of "wet dog shake" which I thought she'd be impressed with but you know I am competing with a lot of unknowns out there.
Yeah, thinking getting on all fours and shaking your bon bon is not going to be the greatest turn on...
 
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Yes, it appeared to be very professional regardless of how often I wagged or helicoptered my junk at her.. .
In retrospect I bet ya wished ya hadn't asked for a cold shower.
 
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Yeah, thinking getting on all fours and shaking your bon bon is not going to be the greatest turn on...
Eeeeeewwww!
 
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No, that is an advanced move that is out of my league right now with a new knee. It could be on the list of "compulsives" and may have been counted off since I didn't even attempt it.
 
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thanks for that visual, Russ. That took me straight to Lake Flacid
 
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Maybe you need a tramp stamp.
 
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thanks for that visual, Russ. That took me straight to Lake Flacid
Anything I can do to help Beth. Tell her she can send that cookie payment now....
 
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Next time, have some wine ready for her in the bath. Some subtle music, candlelight.
 
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Here Russ, maybe this will help.
 
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