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Old 10-15-2016, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
OK Russ, listen to me.....carefully

Take the car out of reverse, put it in drive and very slowly drive back into the garage.

Kristi will go grab that 6-pack and cigs for you.
Sorry bud, she will no way allow me near the garage! No beers with the narcotics either and you know I don't smoke....
 
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Old 10-15-2016, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Larry
You aposta be pacific with eure enunsiashun ... it helps ewe bee a better speeler
Took long enough for someone to jump on that.
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MarkyDos, you really need to start practicing some defensive measures. When touchy subject likes this come up, instead of allowing the "you didn't even notice" story to rule the conversation, you need to go on the attack by saying that you did notice and you weren't really fond of color/length/highlights etc etc. You just hoping a bad haircut would grow out. Come on Mark don't allow yourself to be drug under for that BS.

By the way, I'm pretty high on pain meds right now and this may not be good advice at all.
Mark, you tell her: "What did you want me to say? That it looks like death takin' a **** and Raggedy Anne had a better haircut?"
 
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
Sorry bud, she will no way allow me near the garage! No beers with the narcotics either and you know I don't smoke....
Well, I knew she wouldn't take the Road King ........but I thought maybe the car...??? !!!! ?????
Just ribbin ya buddy. Hope you're doing well as possible.
 
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Old 10-15-2016, 08:11 PM
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Sorry bud, she will no way allow me near the garage! No beers with the narcotics either and you know I don't smoke....
No time like the present!
 
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Russ, i told her (after she reminded me) "Nice drapes, when can I see the carpet" and got "the look"
 
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Old 10-15-2016, 08:13 PM
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Sorry bud, she will no way allow me near the garage! No beers with the narcotics either and you know I don't smoke....
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Russ, i told her (after she reminded me) "Nice drapes, when can I see the carpet" and got "the look"
Hahahahaha!
 
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Old 10-15-2016, 08:15 PM
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We'll with a line like that it is no wonder you got "the look". Kristi said you did that to yourself. Hope you weren't counting on next quarter's dividends early in the cycle.
 
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Russ, i told her (after she reminded me) "Nice drapes, when can I see the carpet" and got "the look"

Time to pull out the big guns Mark. It's escalated to this.

Show her how long your tongue is..........
 
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Evenin Woods, just dropping in to say howdy
 
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