Some thread titles write their own joke


https://www.hdforums.com/forum/dyna-...n-t-start.html

 

Geez, I always thought hen pecked was a bad thing. I seem to have wasted a good many years.

 

And people say spelling doesn't matter.

 

Evenin Woods! Contractor did measurements, gave us a contract to review. Went to grand opening of Harbor Freight, lunch with Beth and the kids, home to string cable in the basement and rewire a jack behind the living room entertainment center from RJ11 (phone) to RJ45 (Ethernet). Now I have to terminate all the new cables in the basement and 2 in my office (cat 5 to cat 6 upgrade).

News Flash! I am in the dog house. Beth got her hair done last night and I did not say anything about it this morning. Guess I will pay by going to that wedding in 2 weeks or something. Good thing we got that quarterly sex out of the way 2 weeks ago. Would hate to have been cut off til 2017

 

Hey Mark, Sorry to hear about the "scheduling" fiasco. Hang in there.

Doesn't Beth know the proper frequency for married couples in your range is 1 X, monthly?

 

Maybe I'll sympathy birthday sex next weekend.

 

Excellent strategy. Be sure to complement something......anything !!!!
Godspeed Sir

 

You aposta be pacific with eure enunsiashun ... it helps ewe bee a better speeler

 

MarkyDos, you really need to start practicing some defensive measures. When touchy subject likes this come up, instead of allowing the "you didn't even notice" story to rule the conversation, you need to go on the attack by saying that you did notice and you weren't really fond of color/length/highlights etc etc. You just hoping a bad haircut would grow out. Come on Mark don't allow yourself to be drug under for that BS.

By the way, I'm pretty high on pain meds right now and this may not be good advice at all.

 

OK Russ, listen to me.....carefully

Take the car out of reverse, put it in drive and very slowly drive back into the garage.

Kristi will go grab that 6-pack and cigs for you.