Never forget the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath tub...

A woman in church has hope in her soul.

 

Hahaha.......

Mick, struggling here but there's no easy way out.
You still off the smokes?

 

or the difference between a woman jogger and a woman midget detective

one is a cunning runt.

 

Mornin' all, hope all are doing well?



Speaking of aliens..

1947-1948 Coincidence, Internet Blarney, or, just a Joke ?
The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 68 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.


This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.


However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day,the following people were born:


Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden


This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses. I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me. And now you can stop wondering why THEY support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.


Just trying to help.
Al

 

Sow day on the toak. anyone hear how Russ is doing?

 

Last I heard they had to strap him down because he had too much water this mornig:

 

 

Late morning check in. Russ is currently still in surgery. The OR nurse called and said they started 1 1/2 hours late due to waiting on specialized instrumentation. He is, however, doing well and should be done in the next hour or two.
Thank you all for the well wishes!

 

Thanks, Kristi!
Love the avatar!
Greg

 

Good to hear! Thanks Kristi!