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#5081
10-11-2016, 06:46 AM
As post 5241 falls further from the top I do think all should review it and be prepared to be a witness as to Stan's whereabouts during the time in question.
#5082
10-11-2016, 06:49 AM
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10-11-2016, 07:16 AM
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#5086
10-11-2016, 07:48 AM
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#5088
10-11-2016, 07:53 AM
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A man's wife had been in a coma in hospital for some time. As part of her continued care, her sheets were changed often and she was given sponge baths by a nurse.
During one of the sponge baths, the nurse noticed the wife reacted slightly when her private parts were washed.
The nurse spoke to the husband and explained that she had an unconventional idea that might bring his wife out of the coma. She explained the reaction and suggested that the husband should try oral sex with his wife.
He quickly decided to give it a try, and shut the door for some privacy. After a few minutes, the alarms on the life support equipment began to sound. The nurse rushed into the room and was shocked to find that wife was dead!
"What happened!" screamed the nurse.
"I don't know," said the husband. "She must have choked!"
During one of the sponge baths, the nurse noticed the wife reacted slightly when her private parts were washed.
The nurse spoke to the husband and explained that she had an unconventional idea that might bring his wife out of the coma. She explained the reaction and suggested that the husband should try oral sex with his wife.
He quickly decided to give it a try, and shut the door for some privacy. After a few minutes, the alarms on the life support equipment began to sound. The nurse rushed into the room and was shocked to find that wife was dead!
"What happened!" screamed the nurse.
"I don't know," said the husband. "She must have choked!"
#5090
10-11-2016, 08:00 AM
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A man takes his wife to the hospital cause she was feeling sick. They do a bunch of tests on her and when finished the doctor comes back to the husband with the results
He tells him well, we have it narrowed down, she either has alzheimer's, or she has aids. The husbands says, well what do i do.
The doctor says, on your way home drop her off about 4 blocks from your house, if she finds her way home don't f*ck her
He tells him well, we have it narrowed down, she either has alzheimer's, or she has aids. The husbands says, well what do i do.
The doctor says, on your way home drop her off about 4 blocks from your house, if she finds her way home don't f*ck her