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I missed Stan.

How in the hell could I miss Stan and that fabulous head of hair...
Evening Jack!
 
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The Rangers have been warming up....

Only reason why he landed that punch was because Batista was trying to apologize for his behaviour. So in other words, that is a sucker punch!
 
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I'm out fellas.
 
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I think that's well thought out Mick. It's a winner. Make sure you stick that to the fridge and tear out all the pages of locksmiths in the phone book before you leave the house.
Just my luck, her attorney IS a locksmith.
 
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Hey Russ...

There's a bartender at the Deuce that is stunning, and she really knows how to put salt and lime on a Corona bottle.

If we had Stan with us we might stand a chance...
 
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Originally Posted by zal
Only reason why he landed that punch was because Batista was trying to apologize for his behaviour. So in other words, that is a sucker punch!
Tim, Tim, Tim. When you slide at someone's knees you should expect reprisals. If he wasn't prepared that's his fault. He puffed up, he got deflated.

 
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Originally Posted by LoneBone
Hey Russ...

There's a bartender at the Deuce that is stunning, and she really knows how to put salt and lime on a Corona bottle.

If we had Stan with us we might stand a chance...
She'd never notice us if Stan was there!
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Just my luck, her attorney IS a locksmith.
Most of those guys are easily confused as locksmiths since they hold the keys to YOUR wealth.
 
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Old 10-04-2016, 10:18 PM
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Russ, many years ago a group of us knew a guy with a stunningly beautiful wife. He left for an overseas tour and locked her in a chastity belt that contained a guillotine. When he got back all my buds had their peckers chopped off and he commended for my restraint. Asked how I did it and I replied....mmmm,,,nnnn....hhhaaaa,,,,nnnn....mmmm.
 


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