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#3541
The Rangers have been warming up....
#3542
I was unable to meet you after being away with a heart that missed you more than words can convey. In my stead there will be a complete stranger with a shitty car trying their best to supplement their meager income. I will be having a fabulous time riding my bike, drinking beer and swapping lies about the size of *****, how slippery our nipples are and the care free lifestyle afforded to those in Portland, Oregon. I know you will understand.
Your future ex-husband,
Mick
#3543
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Whiskey Falls, Texas
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Mick, no slippery nipples at the Deuce.
We may however get lucky and catch the Mullet Boys warming up before their gig...
Wish you could make it..
#3544
#3545
Dear Sherri:
I was unable to meet you after being away with a heart that missed you more than words can convey. In my stead there will be a complete stranger with a shitty car trying their best to supplement their meager income. I will be having a fabulous time riding my bike, drinking beer and swapping lies about the size of *****, how slippery our nipples are and the care free lifestyle afforded to those in Portland, Oregon. I know you will understand.
Your future ex-husband,
Mick
I was unable to meet you after being away with a heart that missed you more than words can convey. In my stead there will be a complete stranger with a shitty car trying their best to supplement their meager income. I will be having a fabulous time riding my bike, drinking beer and swapping lies about the size of *****, how slippery our nipples are and the care free lifestyle afforded to those in Portland, Oregon. I know you will understand.
Your future ex-husband,
Mick
#3546
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My night is now complete!
#3547
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#3548
The Nolan Ryan/Robin Ventura clubhouse memo, Russ.
#3549
Dear Sherri:
I was unable to meet you after being away with a heart that missed you more than words can convey. In my stead there will be a complete stranger with a shitty car trying their best to supplement their meager income. I will be having a fabulous time riding my bike, drinking beer and swapping lies about the size of *****, how slippery our nipples are and the care free lifestyle afforded to those in Portland, Oregon. I know you will understand.
Your future ex-husband,
Mick
I was unable to meet you after being away with a heart that missed you more than words can convey. In my stead there will be a complete stranger with a shitty car trying their best to supplement their meager income. I will be having a fabulous time riding my bike, drinking beer and swapping lies about the size of *****, how slippery our nipples are and the care free lifestyle afforded to those in Portland, Oregon. I know you will understand.
Your future ex-husband,
Mick
#3550
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Dear Sherri:
I was unable to meet you after being away with a heart that missed you more than words can convey. In my stead there will be a complete stranger with a shitty car trying their best to supplement their meager income. I will be having a fabulous time riding my bike, drinking beer and swapping lies about the size of *****, how slippery our nipples are and the care free lifestyle afforded to those in Portland, Oregon. I know you will understand.
Your future ex-husband,
Mick
I was unable to meet you after being away with a heart that missed you more than words can convey. In my stead there will be a complete stranger with a shitty car trying their best to supplement their meager income. I will be having a fabulous time riding my bike, drinking beer and swapping lies about the size of *****, how slippery our nipples are and the care free lifestyle afforded to those in Portland, Oregon. I know you will understand.
Your future ex-husband,
Mick