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#3191
10-03-2016, 09:20 AM
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#3192
10-03-2016, 09:27 AM
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#3194
10-03-2016, 09:37 AM
#3196
10-03-2016, 09:43 AM
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#3197
10-03-2016, 09:50 AM
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Al, I can't......... I'm just a dumb Norwegian...... HaHa
EDIT: Well....there some Icelandic in there too...... You know Vikings....raping and pillaging and other assorted fun activities.
EDIT: Well....there some Icelandic in there too...... You know Vikings....raping and pillaging and other assorted fun activities.
Last edited by Northern Glide; 10-03-2016 at 09:56 AM.
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#3198
10-03-2016, 10:03 AM
Stan, Norwegian comedy is not their strong suit...
Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket?
A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high.
Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket?
A: Because they’re looking for the low prices.
Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast?
A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed.
Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert?
A: Thought it was a map.
Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door.
Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again?
A: Dive down and knock on the door again. Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time!"
Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine?
A: Dive down and knock on the window. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? Norwegians?"
Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
A: Give it a Norwegian crew.
Q: How do you say "genius" in Norway?
A: Tourist.
-Two Norwegians are driving at night. The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them.
"Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works... Wait it doesn't work... No now it works... Wait it doesn't work... No wait, now it works... Oh sorry, it doesn't work..."
Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket?
A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high.
Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket?
A: Because they’re looking for the low prices.
Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast?
A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed.
Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert?
A: Thought it was a map.
Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door.
Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again?
A: Dive down and knock on the door again. Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time!"
Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine?
A: Dive down and knock on the window. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? Norwegians?"
Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
A: Give it a Norwegian crew.
Q: How do you say "genius" in Norway?
A: Tourist.
-Two Norwegians are driving at night. The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them.
"Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works... Wait it doesn't work... No now it works... Wait it doesn't work... No wait, now it works... Oh sorry, it doesn't work..."
#3199
10-03-2016, 10:12 AM
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#3200
10-03-2016, 10:44 AM
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