Nope....I have proof that I could possibly be distantly related to the Great Genghis.... My pilfering the pic would only be in keeping with my ancestral genetic background!...What would Genghis do???

 

I was diverted by several minutes of reading the "E-mails from an *******" site. Funny stuff.

 

Matter of fact I was, Russ. Recently I was in a police line up and 11 women pointed at me and said "That's him'...I figured I must be famous.

 

In an effort to honor your ancestors and keep their heritage alive, you should immediately invade this persons home, dismember his computer and rape his dog.

 

How unfortunate. I know the feeling of being the accused. Just last night I was accused of inappropriate behavior by Kristi when I suggested that she reward me for purchasing a new mattress.

 

You should have phrased it as testing the new mattress or one last romp on the oold one to let it go out with a bang

 

Morning, Mick, Mark, Russ, and Al.

No breaking in of the new mattrress?

 

Off to golf. BBL.

 

We actually haven't received it yet. I suggested alternate locations such as the kitchen counter top, washing machine, heck even the couch. There is just no pleasing this woman.

 

Were you in the store at the time?