I gave away stuff yesterday....

 

american man goes to china to do some business.
he gets bored , so he goes to a local ***** house, tells the madam, i'd like your best girl.
she brings out a pretty young girl.
he takes her in a room and start F'in the hell out of her, then bends her over and really gives it to her, she yells out. Na-chi- en, Na- chi-en, he thinks she's loving it so he does it harder till he finishes, she whimpers in the corner, na-chi-en
The next day he's finishes his business and they offer to have him play some golf
One man hits a ball and it goes down the green, then the next , then the american hits the ball and it goes straight into the hole, He jumps up and down yelling Na-ch-en Na-ch- en.
One of the other men turns around and says, What do you mean wrong hole

 

Hay Woods, back from the brink of death ( or so I thought) ...FLU.....
Congratulations Greg on your milestone!
Sorry to hear about your son's buddy Tim.
Tracy, your a wise man to sit that one out.
Jack, you've got the kind of trouble that makes you glad to be alive!
Welcome back Mick.

Now it's back to bed, bbl

 

Hope you feel better soon!

 

Not the jelly jar drinking glasses!!!!!

 

limshot!!!!

 

Hey Chuck, get well brother!

 

I was thinking the same thing!

 

Now that was funny

 

Yes, I passed those along to someone who hopefully can appreciate them more than me, without Kristi's knowledge of course.