The last time I was in a Waffle House ( Lima, OH .. Flat Track Races ) a gal was cleaning the cobwebs from the ceiling while people were eating right beneath her .... YUK.
Hahaha....sounds about right Larrywood.....
Who cares at 3 a.m.? Used to hit them late night and early morning when I lived in Missouri as a younger buck.
A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, "as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said his grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland!!!"
A 6-year-old says to his 4 year old brother, “You know what? I think it’s about time we start cussing. When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m going to say hell and you say ***.”
“OK!” said the 4 year old with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. “Awe hell Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK! Mom smacks him. He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. The mom locks him in his room and shouts “You can just stay there till I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs and asks, “And what do YOU want for breakfast?
“I don’t know, but you can bet your *** it won’t be Cheerios!”
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.
"Back in me pub in Glasgow," brags the Scotsman, "fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!"
"In me pub in London," says the Englishman,"I pay fer two pint's o' Guiness and they give me a third one free!"
"That's nuthin'" says the Irishman, "Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"
"Is that true?" asks the Scotsman. "Has that really happened to you?"
"Well, no," says the Irishman, "but it happens to me sister all the time!"
Buddy in the next office brought these in for me. His neighbor is moving and sold his bike so gave him these bags with some bandannas (some with velcro to wear on your face) to him. He doesn't wear bandannas and doesn't need the bag so got it as a second hand belated Christmas gift...or somethin.
01-06-2017, 09:24 AM
