How was the mornin haul., Larry?

 

Nope..natural lubrication....maybe Baker could w*rk on something like that.... the start of another oil thread.

 

Excellent ... No leftovers either :>)

 

I wouldn't touch another oil thread with a ten foot internet pole.

 

From Cyril,

You Know You Are Living In 2017 When…

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries…
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 or 60 years of your life, is now a cause for panic, and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list .

NOW you’re laughing at yourself! “Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!”
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to!

 

I admit to using messenger to chat with my wife in the same house, and with the guy in the office next to me when I go to the campus.

 

Geez ... I've got kids on the bus who text each other while they're sitting next to each other.

 

Tina, will call me if I'm upstairs or out in the garage.

 

Hey Stan...

She was the new squeeze. Still friends, but I like another gal. In fact, I like her way too much. She has me Jacked, so to speak...

Only reason I haven't put Robin's pic up is my phukin iPhone is messed up. For some reason, I can't send a pic off my phone to my email anymore. Anyone know what setting I need to go to to fix that?

 

I'll call "Red" if we're in a store and "wanders" off ... If she doesn't answer I'll just start yelling her name. I get some really strange looks too :>)