I will offer my humble thoughts, as I remember them.

Al

 

Just read where the last friday/sat sand storm resulted in over 1100 accidents here in MN, once again proving the people of MN haven't a clue about driving.

I have a few more thoughts about said people, but I wouldn't be very sensitive towards them, and perish the thought I'd offend someone.

Al

 

Porcelain Lives Matter!

 

It is with a heavy heart that I am announcing my withdrawal from my "One ride at a time across America Tour", and my feeble attempts to bridge the racial divide that has enveloped our Country.

I have been accused that this was merely a thinly disguised veil to get Chotlate Baby Dolls on the back of Pearl.

Others accused me of only doing this to **** off black men in America.

Still others said I spent too much time in Liquor Stores...

Only 2 of those accusations have a ring of truth....#amen

 

Oh, afternoon Woodrow's....

 

Best laid plans.....

 

Jack, good afternoon. Thanks for the heads up, I have contacted TicketMasters for a full refund of the ticket I purchased for your appearance in Tecumcari, NM.

 

I've been thru Tecumcari many times Mick. Good thing you can get a refund cuz I'm not planning on ever going back.

Passing thru rather hastily, yes, stopping no...

 

Hey Jack! Copulation with Chocolate Baby Dolls Matter! This message brought to you by CwCBDM!

Edit: Changed to Chocolate

 

Jack, headed west if you don't make a pit stop in Tucumcari the next wet spot in the road is Santa Rosa, is it not?