TOAK The thread of all knowledge VII
12-19-2016, 12:16 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Dear Mark, this is Santa. Unfortunately, the elves have decided to unionize this year, so gifts from Santa have to be cutback. I apologize for not getting you a Corvette and I have combined your other requests. You will be getting a 100year old Scottish women instead, but per your request, her breast are huge (but somewhat saggy). Your friend, Santa 
12-19-2016, 12:16 PM
Afternoon all, a balmy 16 degree's here in football loser land.
The NFL race gets more interesting after the last weekend, queens suck, Green Bay wins, Lions lose.
Now that summer has returned I'm heading back to the shop, still trying to get my fishing stuff together, and I finally have a box of bullets to mail, just need to get over to the UPS hub as nobody else will touch them.
Probably tomorrow, hate to get to much done at one time.
Missed a nap?
Just remember, a nap is not only a luxury, but a necessity one must not miss in order to keep all well in the universe.
The importance of this is amplified with the addition of years to oneself.
Better to have napped shortly, than not to have napped at all.
Al
The NFL race gets more interesting after the last weekend, queens suck, Green Bay wins, Lions lose.
Now that summer has returned I'm heading back to the shop, still trying to get my fishing stuff together, and I finally have a box of bullets to mail, just need to get over to the UPS hub as nobody else will touch them.
Probably tomorrow, hate to get to much done at one time.
Missed a nap?
Just remember, a nap is not only a luxury, but a necessity one must not miss in order to keep all well in the universe.
The importance of this is amplified with the addition of years to oneself.
Better to have napped shortly, than not to have napped at all.
Al
12-19-2016, 12:20 PM
Banned
12-19-2016, 12:21 PM
Banned
12-19-2016, 12:22 PM
12-19-2016, 12:23 PM
So much for my investment in the Monty Python sequel....a fortune, pissed away!
12-19-2016, 12:29 PM
Banned
12-19-2016, 12:31 PM
Big Kahuna HDF Member
[QUOTE=AllenW;15767374.........
Missed a nap?
Just remember, a nap is not only a luxury, but a necessity one must not miss in order to keep all well in the universe.
The importance of this is amplified with the addition of years to oneself.
Better to have napped shortly, than not to have napped at all.
Al[/QUOTE]
Al, this type of deep thinking and napping philosophy is the reason you were chosen to co-author the book!..........the "other" AL...URAL
Missed a nap?
Just remember, a nap is not only a luxury, but a necessity one must not miss in order to keep all well in the universe.
The importance of this is amplified with the addition of years to oneself.
Better to have napped shortly, than not to have napped at all.
Al[/QUOTE]
Al, this type of deep thinking and napping philosophy is the reason you were chosen to co-author the book!..........the "other" AL...URAL
Last edited by BARACU; 12-19-2016 at 12:35 PM.
12-19-2016, 12:31 PM
Holy grail has been found?
Now what's Monty Python gonna do?
Seems Walmart has more problems than the blm bs.
http://www.mprnews.org/story/2016/10...t-police-calls
Al
Now what's Monty Python gonna do?
Seems Walmart has more problems than the blm bs.
http://www.mprnews.org/story/2016/10...t-police-calls
Al
12-19-2016, 12:31 PM
Banned
Looks like a ton of bikes in the canal and a toilet. I can understand getting drunk and riding into a canal but getting drunk and becoming so upset with your toilet that you decide to chuck it in the canal. Now that's just silly.