Kind of like "Woods in the Woods" ???

 

A band of men, though separated geographically, found common ground and purpose. By a stroke of fate a single post bound them together. Taking solace despite their lack of vests, patches, do-rags and fingerless gloves this closely knit group, true to their 2% yearnings, overcame double secret probation, attacks from those festooned in horse blankets and yes, even a watery attack by one of their own. Hail, Peckerwoods!

 

my eyes are "leaking" ............

 

Can you sum that up for a t-shirt? Some like "PECEKERWOODS!", perhaps?

 

Mick with that silver tongue, you need to pass the collection plate soon........

 

While I appreciate the kudos, all I really wanted to do was use the word 'festooned' in a sentence.

 

Mick, you ought to be a preacher

 

Your eloquence is excelled only by your exuberance to entertain us with enthusiasm for expressing yourself effectively

 

Scratch my previous suggestion, Mick. The carpet guys are here, and though they are "my people", I do not speak the language. So come on over to translate

 

Seeing how much cooter some of those guys get I couldn't agree more. Say Hallelujah!