A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.
The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch
mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."
And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you
could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me
from having to get a dish."
The owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far
this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.
The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch
mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."
And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you
could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me
from having to get a dish."
The owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far
this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
HaHaHa...... OK
One of my mottos.
"Expect nothing....and everything becomes a gift."
How's the knee today Reynaldo? You've been active lately.
Yes I have and at times have been paying for it. Overall the knee is better but I am still hobbling around. Kinda screwing off today, filling out insurance election forms for the coming year, a few chores but I haven't been to the FIL's house today.
12-07-2016, 02:09 PM
