OG Mark, Have you been successful in convincing Lisa that sales would skyrocket with the addition of a salesman with a full head of hair?

 

I've always testified to the high level of your intelligence Russ, and once again it's been proven here on TOAK !
Midday check in from the shew ...it's been busy. Lot's of tire kickers too.
Some of the farm wives came today sooooooooooo occasionally I see a rather hot babe that may be wasting her talents way out in bum**** Nebraskatown.
Marrying a well established farmer can be like winning the lottery, but not in all cases.

 

Seems like you could turn on your city slicker charm there Stan!

 

You just come with me, Little Lady

 

HaHaHaHa....Otis.
He had a good gig going. Unemployed if I recall, but smooth.

 

Otis Campbell worked as a glue dipper in a furniture factory in Mayberry.

 

"Stick with me baby and you'll be wearing diamonds as big as horse turds"

(Tammy is still waiting......)

 

HaHaHa...good job Russ.
Only on TOAK I tell ya.

 

She is too modest to wear something as gaudy as that Stan. I would imagine her needs are few are merely gazing upon those sorts of things through the shop windows is certainly satisfaction enough for her.

 

Hey!!!!...