I do see a little something for everyone there.

 

Bacon candy canes might be worth a try

 

This is perfect for Greg.

 

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

 

This might have a little more entertainment value, Markus... Bacon lube and massaging oil!

 

I ordered a gross of these for distribution throughout the forum.

 

I need those cups for 90% of the people I work with.

Side note: 78.3% of statistics are made up on the spot. But not my douche bag stats

 

Ordered these in bulk, gonna be in a grab bag so you can take one if ya need it

 

I already have a pair of those. I need them so they blend in with my scalp. Beth spots the bright red and knows I am not listening...well, she knows I am not listening most of the time regardless of what is on my ears

 

For Marcus....https://funnygiftsforchristmas.com/p...r-soap-for-men