I believe you may have an inflated opinion of my *******. Wait, that didn't turn out to be quite the quip I intended...

 

Or..... Yo De Lay Hee Hoo.........
Or.... Ya Hoo ....... Mountain Dew (Remember that one?)

 

Afternoon StanBy.

 

Afternnon, Russ. Been thinking about your upcoming medical event and have decided it is probably best ya got kneezles and not smallcox.

 

Ya know Russ, Mick and I would be happy to come down, support you emotionally through your surgery, hold your hand, hang out at your place and pool, not drinking any more of your booze or eating any more of your food than absolutely necessary, all for you brother.
Now, doesn't that put your mind at ease Sir?

 

Damn Stan, you are a great friend to offer that

 

You guys are all right! You could even ride my bike while you're here! There will be no riding anything or anyone else.

 

so a back massage is out of the question

 

You don't have complimentary Guest Goats, Russ?

 

Russ !! We do have our standards, albeit a little on the low side....