He will excuse himself for 4 o'clock tea with the folks from PETA.

 

Still thinking on that Russ. The drugs and massive quantities of alcohol didn't quite do the trick so I'm on to the next plan :-)
Green-eyed blondes perhaps?

 

People Eating Tasty Animals.

Tracy, you would like pheasant. Kind of a lighter bodied flavor than chicken. The only thing good are the breasts because there are so many tendons in the rest of the meat. In that case creamed pheasant is very very good.

 

Good morning gents. Good sized headache. Didn't make a fire last night. 52* in the house this morning!

 

Duh, I thought Russ was referring to your pheasant hunting trip,Stan. Little did I realize he was attempting to stimulate the incomes of Minnesota divorce attorneys.

 

We will type quietly, Lou.

 

Thank you.

 

I remember stuffing a bottle of Pedialyte under the secretary's daughters pillow before we left. Should make for an interesting surprise. Gift exchange. I ended up with that and a bottle of Sailor Jerry.

 

and your wife approved of you being in bed with the secretary's daughter? Good job!, assuming she is at least 18.

 

It's quite possible that the laws in the People's Republic of California would allow for that sort of thing Mick.....
No offense Lou.