What if we sponsor you, Mike?

 

Hmmmm. Could work. But if sneak across the border and become an illegal it wood be kinda like living up here with all of the free **** that they get!

 

Yeah, for just 68 cents a day you too can help support...

 

Send cheques to...... ME!

 

Wait, why would I send 'em to Maine, thought you were in Canada.

 

Mike if they let you in, you could leave your guns home (we have plenty here to go around)!

 

Chuck, Mike cannot possibly leave his arms home, how is he gonna use a hammer?

 

Brilliant! I knew we looked up to you for your wisdom, not just for your good looks

 

I got that covered Mick, we have hammerless arms here .

 

My Ruger SP101 is a hammerless revolver, too. Neat since it is my concealed carry pistol and the hammer won't get caught on clothing if I ever need to draw in a hurry (I pray I never NEED to)