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Old 09-28-2016, 08:59 AM
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And I thought Izzo and goats was a bit uncouth!

Maybe the swelling was not enough to stave off laughs from the staff?
 
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Marcus, guy's wife called the dr. Doc told her to make an incision between the fang marks and suck out the poison. Guy asks wife what Doc said, wife says, He says you're gonna die!
 
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Old 09-28-2016, 09:03 AM
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That's a classic, Mick. first heard it on a Redd Foxx record that I snuck out of my Pop's collection and played when he wasn't home
 
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Morning pecker bite victims.
 
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Old 09-28-2016, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark@ Baker Drivetrain
Morning pecker bite victims.
Ouch, that would hurt :>(
 
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Mornin, Original Mark. Only had one pecker bite in my entire life. Famous wrestler was touring the country offering 10 grand to anyone who break the 'Polaski' hold. I volunteered to wrestle him. I broke free and the announcer rushed up and asked how in the world I had done it. I told him the guy put me in the hold and I was completely twisted in a knot. Looked in front of me and said a pecker so I bit it....it was mine.
 
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Belated good morning woods !! Finally stopped raining but 50* and overcast ! Might be another honey doo day !!
 
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Old 09-28-2016, 09:28 AM
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Mornin' all.

51 degree's now, finally a chance to wear all that leather I bought for cold weather riding.

Can't hardly walk with it all on, but I look good..er..kinda, for a fat old guy anyway.

Good luck with the knee surgery.

I remember going to see Hair when it came here, pretty cool then.

Hump day for those who care, hang in there.

Al
 
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Old 09-28-2016, 09:29 AM
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Mornin OG MarkWood, Larry, Keith and Al!
 
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Hump Day? ... Yep, and I'd take more than five steps to get to this one.


 


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