Putting up our Christmas decorations today too

 

Need Help. Now listen closely.
I am caught in a shopping Vortext, A Time Warp of sorts. This vortex is disguised as a shopping mall.
My wife is no help here. She appears to be caught up in it......the bastards have used mind control....
Guys......need some fast thinking.

 

Feigned indifference will get ya sent home.

 

Find the prettiest girl with the biggest knockers and start talking to her. Pretty soon your wife will snap out of the mall trance and take you home for some sweet loving!

 

Gotta say Mick, Lou's solution sounds a bit more intriguing...... Also will look Louie material.....I mean others gals in Vortex trouble.

 

If your at the moa, find the pretzel stand, then the beer stand, feign hurting your ankle and advise wife you do not want to curb her shopping enjoyment and will sit and patiently wait in the main isle till she gets done.
Then enjoy your food and drink and especially the sites as they walk by.

Might work in a smaller mall too.

Al

 

Stan, wander off to the nearest TV that has the Michigan-Ohio State game on.

 

Stan, disappearing into the nearest Victoria's Secret store and attempting to try on some "clothing" may help.

 

Yep. Guaranteed his shopping day will be over....

 

Hahaha!