hahahaa.....Tracy, you're killin' me.

 

Ahhh what happened? They didn't drain the wrong swamp did they?

 

Nah. It just kinda smells that way

 

no, they waiting for obama to open the front door and peel off the eviction notice

 

Maybe it's NOT the swamp and you need to open the other door?

 

Dang Larry! That there is one of them fancy ones for yer more upper class hillbillies!


Ours only had one door, but it had 2 holes!

 

Hot diggity dang, dat der's a fancy sh!**er.

 

I'd be proud to poop there!

 

I will never forget the time my grandmother went out back to use the outhouse one night and all of a sudden gave out a squall and came flying back out.


Just about the time she was gonna sit down the light from the lantern reflected back from 2 glowing eyes down in the pit. A possum had crawled into it.


Not sure who was more scared!

 

One of the ladies in the office went to throw something into the dumpster out back and had the same thing happen. It was 2 coons, didn't realize she could run that fast. I don't know if shes been back to the dumpster since.