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Old 06-14-2016, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Eeeeek. I see them about 1/2 hour away.
Dang - I got a new pick-up sitting outside.
Got any friends or family that can shield the truck from the storm with their bodies?
 
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Mornin Stan and Freaky Dan!
 
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Morning Marky Mark
 
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Old 06-14-2016, 08:47 AM
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For the Canadian woods:

A middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first time in Lincoln, Nebraska, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, No!” and walks quickly away!

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with it.

She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola looks a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn’t seem likely that anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, “NO WAY, BUDDY!” smacks him as hard as she can and literally runs away!

Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn’t done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she did it for many years before she got into management. She’s sure she has said yes at one time or another to everything a man could possibly ask for. The challenge is irresistible.

She just has to find out what this man has wanted that has made her girls so angry. And she sees a chance she can’t pass up to show off to her employees how good she was at what they do.

So she goes over to Bob and says that she’s the best in the house and she is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit, and drink a little, and she sits in his lap. And Bob leans forward and whispers in her ear, “Can I pay in Canadian dollars?”
 
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Haha, nice!
 
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Morning.
 
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Mornin Dave! How are things?
 
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Old 06-14-2016, 10:54 AM
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Sitting at the neurosurgeons office waiting to find out what the docs plan is for my pops.
 
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More importantly I'm trying to keep my dad out of trouble.
 
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He's turned into a stubborn crotchety old bastard!

Can't say I blame him though. I'd probably be worse.
 


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