Is that what you call it, Mark?
Hey Russ! Good snag, I wasn't even paying attention.

 

Mick...it's cold!

 

Why can't I have a nice ****** like TracY?

 

Here ya go, Russ!

 

Russ, it's all about trimming the hedges and hygiene

 

Hahaha Greg!

 

If Tracy has a ****** that you want, leave me out of it!!

 

Yeah, lemme tell ya about a Past Your PrimeTime Move I made at about age 50. Got a real nice girl answering the phones at the store. Comes in with a black eye, fat lip, etc. What the hell, I ask. Hubby she says. OK, come with me.

It's dark by now. Stupid me, I load her in a car, have her call hubby and she hands me the phone. I tell azzhat I am comin' to kick his ***. Good job, Mick, advance warning is good.I pull into her driveway, garage door is up...there he is. Got him! He has 2 friends. Oops.

 

Funny you mention that. I just sent a RusselGram to our landscaper who is really screwing the pooch in our neighborhood. I spoke with him after Memorial Day and voiced our displeasure and they still aren't doing any better. He and the owner of their company are invited to attend a closed door meeting on Monday with the HOA Board......TSK TSK

 

Shoulda sent him an IzzoGram...those work.