You're a little late, Keith. 43 gorillas in zoos across the country have filed suit against Cosby.

 

So yesterday at Walmart this little girl who looked about 4, was sitting in her cart mean mugging me like I kicked her puppy. Being the "adult" that I am, I smile and waved at her. This demon child rolled her eyes at me and stuck out her tongue. Y'all know me, I'm not about to played by some bald headed child. So I walk over to the mom and ask her if I can give her some candy, the mom smiled and said sure. I told the little girl to put in her pocket and save it for later which she did. I walked away, headed to the manager and told him that little girl was stealing M&Ms. The manager thanked me, stating that he is so tired of these parents not controlling these kids and allowing them to shoplift. The manager walked over to them and asks them to empty their pockets. I then looked at the little girl and gave her the bird behind her mom's back. I walked satisfied at the outcome.

I don't regret sharing this because half of you weirdos really think that I would do this...bahahahaha!

 

Hahahaha!

 

No Wood worth his salt is afraid of any 4 year old, any time, anywhere.

 

 

Hahaha!

 

Evenin Russ.... nice bedtime story....

 

These folks up here are positively freaking out about temps potentially in the triple digits here this weekend.

 

Evening Ken!

 

Evenin Keith... seen ya popped in too...