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She was hot, but was like planting a redwood in the Grand Canyon....no one hardly noticed
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Tracy, good morning. I have a song by the Kentucky Headhunters running through my brain this morning...always laughed when people think it says, 'Let's go down and do Miss Walker'....unless Miss Walker is really hot!


LOL Hadn't thought about those fellers in a while.


Kinda like the old Jimi Hendrix thing.. "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"


Don't know if you remember a group called Exile. They had a couple hits back in the 80's(?).


The were the band at my Senior prom in the 70's
 
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Morning Tracy, Mick and Mark⓶. I see we had a Jack sighting today and that Our Canadian-American relations are progressing well.
 
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Dear Ann Landers:

I need your direction regarding a decision that is personal and in my opinion should be one made by my wife and me alone. I have decided to fight about it with my family and seek the advice of total strangers on a public forum. Anyway, I am asking you, Miss Landers, can you help me find my *****?

https://www.hdforums.com/forum/off-t...nborn-son.html
 
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The great misunderstood line in Louie, Louie....stick my finger up the hole I love.
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Dear Ann Landers:

I need your direction regarding a decision that is personal and in my opinion should be one made by my wife and me alone. I have decided to fight about it with my family and seek the advice of total strangers on a public forum. Anyway, I am asking you, Miss Landers, can you help me find my *****?

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I saw that and didn't even go in there. Obviously when the father had his snipped, it took all of it.
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Dear Ann Landers:

I need your direction regarding a decision that is personal and in my opinion should be one made by my wife and me alone. I have decided to fight about it with my family and seek the advice of total strangers on a public forum. Anyway, I am asking you, Miss Landers, can you help me find my *****?

https://www.hdforums.com/forum/off-t...nborn-son.html
Well, that is a Wood question for sure!
 
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I never cease to be amazed at what people will put out there to absolute total strangers on a forum.
 
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I never cease to be amazed at what people will put out there to absolute total strangers on a forum.
Haha, I know! Can you imagine if some dork asked how long after a vasectomy he has to wait before he can ride without undue pain? What a ****-heel he'd be!
 
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I am outraged by the Trump boys wholesale slaughter of triceratops, pterodactyls, wooly mammoths and saber toothed tigers. I don't have time to worry about whether or not some guy wants to snip the turtleneck of his son's pecker.
 


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