That's nothin, Stan! We had to scrape up road kill for soup. Ever had Armadillo Bisque?

 

Mark and Mark,

We were so poor that when we were young kids, our parents would take us to KFC just to lick other people's fingers!

 

We were so poor we had to share chewing tobacco!

 

We were so poor my family couldnt afford any toys at Christmas. I was glad I was born a boy........... at least I had something to play with.

 

And here I sit wishing I had a girl's toy to play with.

 

We were so poor we had 15 people sleeping in 1 room. Oh wait, that's cuz we are Mexican

 

Good one mark! Could write a book on poor. Nothing funny at the moment.

 

Went hunting with my Uncle one year and he got one. The truck was broke down so we took the white 77 Delta 88 and threw the deer on the trunk and ran it up to the house. Needless to say the trunk was covered in blood. We drove up to the store to get some celebration beers. While my Uncle was in the store a cop pulled up said looks like you got one hey. I said "nope". He said "well what's all the blood on the trunk?" I said "That's my Uncles" Wrong choice of words.

 

Hey Lou...I find myself in need of replacement bluetoof headphones or ear buds. What did you get and how do you like them? Comfort OK? Sound quality?

 

I was so poor, if it cost a nickle to take a ****, I had to throw up.