Originally Posted by QC

Obscene Phone call.

Phone rings, woman answers.
The pervert, with heavy breathing, says,
"I bet you have a tight *** with no hair?
Woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf.
Who shall I say is calling?"

Originally Posted by QC

don't forget the strawberries!

Originally Posted by PorthosCO

Hey Greg, you rode a '17 road glide? I'm thinking about trading into something more comfy. How did you like it?

Originally Posted by LiiT

So Stan..

Me, Dangerous Dave, and El Rod the Stroker was thinking about heading to North Dakota in the spring. I told ém if we was to divert a little we could probably crash at yer place fer a couple days.

Dave's pretty cool as long as we make sure he stays on his meds, and El Rod is hoping to get introduced to one of them teacher friends of yer wife's. He's heard they can get a little freaky and he likes that sort of stuff. That ol'boy áint real handsome but he's got a LOT to offer a lady if ya know what I mean.

It's pure music just to hear him go to work on a gal. Brings ém to religion real quick. I never heard so much "Oh God!" and a carrying on in my life.
So should I tell ém it's a go?

Originally Posted by rwhisen

Now, now Greg don't get carried away. Strawberries are usually reserved for major holidays such as Christmas or July 4th.

Originally Posted by Northern Glide

Hey Buddy !!

I asked Tammy !!!!! ......



she said she's still thinking about it.

And

She hasn't made up her mind yet........

And ummmmmm


that was 3.5 hours ago.