Remember the story you told about the guy with the girlfriend and big flashy diamonds? Your turn....
Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Hahahaha...... Ya
"Stick with me Sonny and you'll be wearing diamonds as big as horseturds"......
Older Jewish fella finds a young girlfriend. They're walking down the sidewalk, pass a jewelry store and she admires a huge ring. He reaches into his coat, pulls out a brick, smashes the window, gives her the ring. Couple of blocks later they pass a furrier. She likes a mink, voila, he pulls out a brick, smashes and hands her the coat.
Two blocks later they pass a Rolls dealer and she admires a convertible through the window. Old guy looks at her and says, "So what, you think I'm made of bricks?"
I do have a hole in my belt caused, I believe, from an exhaust flange nut I dropped and couldn't find. Tim is my witness.
One of these may be worthwhile, too.