TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part VI
![Default](https://www.hdforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Yep, he's just half the stick he used to be.
![Default](https://www.hdforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Worst case scenario, it lands between the belt and the pulley 50 miles west of Topeka.
![Default](https://www.hdforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Thats racist! And the lower one should be blond....
![Default](https://www.hdforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Hope you don't end up with a hole in your belt!
![Default](https://www.hdforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
The only race stick figures are concerned with is the eraser.
![Default](https://www.hdforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Fella had a flat in Kansas. Had no jack. Way in the distance he sees a farm house. Starts walking. Says, I hope they have a jack.
I'm a stranger, probably be leery of me.
Probably won't let me use their jack.
These people do not like outsiders.
Bunch of damn farmers that hate city types.
Gets to the door. Sweetest little lady answers and says, Can I help you?
Guy says, Take your jack and shove it up your ***.
![Default](https://www.hdforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
That right there was damned funny, Mark. Too bad there's no radio show tonight, you woulda slayed 'em with that one.