Yep. Somewhere in outer space the Alien Handbook and Guide to the Universe has them seek out trailer park residents attired in wife beater shirts as the ones they want to kidnap and have sex with.

 

Mornin Doc! I will be getting going soon myself. Them ribs ain't gonna smoke themselves

 

I am going kubbing early to beat the heat. I think I am already on my 3rd forehead of the summer.

 

Wow, Mick! You ought to wear a bandanna. Panties are a good second choice for headgear if you don't have any pirate type ones

 

Marcus, last time I was out I had a banana on my forehead and I gotta tell ya, it looked really dumb.

 

I guess it is a fashion statement not everyone can make.

 

G'mornin', Woods

 

Mornin Al. About to get my lazy *** up off the couch and start gathering the supplies i need to smoke the ribs at the cabin.

 

Morning, Woodys!

 

Mornin', Mark.....so you get to sit around all day, drink beer and watch the ribs smoke? Sounds like a good day.