Hell, Lou, help me find my car keys we'll drive out! Rimshot.

 

Reminds me of a Dolemite stand up routine. Talks about losing a watch then finds a guy who lost his whole car in there

 

i think i've lost my sanity in there cause that thing drives me crazy

 

There is an endless supply of material, Dan.

 

There will be as long as it's filed correctly

 

Old file joke...woman goes into hardware store. Is near the files. Man refers to one as a 'bastard'. Woman gets incensed, man explains that is the technical name of a flat file.

Asks her if she needs one, woman says, 'Naw, I need one of them round m-effers'.

 

Morning check in, I see you are all turning out the machine shop jokes this morning.

 

There is nothing funny about it, Mark I.

 

Yes and I see you are getting a rather lathe start.

 

Morning Mark, just trying to keep Greg busy while he shaves times off the clock